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C A T {the} M A G N I F I C E N T
* it's because i'm better than you.
Created on 2005-10-20 01:00:49 (#8588888), last updated 2009-06-29
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| Name: | Your Best Kept Secret & Your Biggest Mistake |
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| Location: | Drug Capital USA, United States |

(You can only guess who this is referring to...)

You don't have to be alone to be lonely.
Don't pretend to be someone you're not.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
I try not to say "fuck," but when I do, run the other way.
Don't assume.
Most people don't really care what you think. Criticize me all you want, because it doesn't bother me.
QUOTES
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
- Umberto Eco
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)
"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
- Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
- Goethe (1749-1832)
"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."
- Lucille S. Harper
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"Criticism is prejudice made plausible."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)
"Silence is argument carried out by other means."
- Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The truth is more important than the facts."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
- Oscar Wilde
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